When Cats Rule The World

Sunday, July 31, 2016

Occasiones sicut solis. Si eos expectare velitis diutius deesset.
Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long you miss them.

Stultus est sicut stultus facit.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Si non unum magistrum scholae docete omnes disciplinas, quid discere expectant uno discipulo?

If a single teacher can't teach all the subjects at school, how do they expect a single student to learn them?

Quotiens aliquod grave opus cogitandi, ambulare in silvis - decies semper nulla implicati.

Whenever I need to do some serious thinking, I go for a walk in the woods - there are always a million distractions out there.

Si a centro mundi clarus es in tellure est ab ipso.

If there's a bright center of the universe, you're on the planet it's farthest from.

It takes magis musculos inhorrescere quam ridere. Ut manere in figura.

It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. I like to stay in shape.

Si vestri 'a malo, ut qui de circo amet tabernaculum tuum in lapides sacculi.

When you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.